Thirty years old lyrics

As I was a walking, alone along the Strand
I spied a young damsel, her colours were grand
She’d rings on her fingers, and bells on her toes,
And she told me her age was only… Thirty years old

We walked and talked of, the things that were to be
I dearly loved her, and she dearly loved me.
Then seven weeks later, the wedding bells told
For me and me damsel, only… Thirty years old

That night at the party, as we lay down to rest
I nearly dropped dead, as she began to undress
A cartload of wadding, began to unload
I sat there to view me maiden, only… Thirty years old

She screwed off her left leg, an inch above the knee
And on her right hand there were, fingers but three
Then out on the carpet, her glass eye did roll
I stood up to view me maiden, only… Thirty years old

We put her false wig all, down onto a chair
I noticed her breast was all covered in hair
There’s one thing for sure, I shall never go cold
When I go to bed with my… Thirty year old

She put her false teeth all, down into a glass
And left a gap as wide as the giver pass.
The sheep I’d been counting, came in through the fold
And up through that gap in my… Thirty year old

So come all yee young fellas, a warning take by me
If you a see a young damsel who’s right for to be.
Make sure she’s complete, from her head to her toe
Not a bunch of machinery, only… Thirty years old